Don’t Share Memory!

(Bones clearly doesn't appreciate it!) Evil Spock has to Stop Bones' brain,Read out what he wants to know, andUnlock Bones' brain, so he can breathe. Of course, this is Evil Spock, so he may not care if Bones breathes or not. Rob Pike has a better way Rob wrote, "don't share memory to communicate, share… Continue reading Don’t Share Memory!

Measurement Heisenbugs

One of my smarter colleagues once said "your metrics are making the program impossibly slow. Turn some off" Introduction I initially thought he was quoting the line from Amadeus, where the Emperor tells Mozart there are too many notes in his music, and to take some out. In fact, he was diagnosing a bug that… Continue reading Measurement Heisenbugs